“Since the Luciferian Covenant, the Fallen Annunaki Luciferian lineages have been involved in perpetuating lies about humanity’s origins, because they hijacked the original human 12 strand DNA template and modified some of the human tribes through genetic hybridization programs to digress humans into 10 strand DNA. This was to modify human bodies to be compatible with their race lines, so they can take over the incarnation process and control human evolution towards servicing their agendas. They have presented themselves as the original progenitors of the human race, inserting themselves in the place of the original Lyrans, in order to continue their breeding programs and experiment with the human gene pool. The Annunaki Hybrid Fallen Angelics were created to counteract and destroy the Krystic Human Guardian Race for control and domination of this timeline in the Universal Time Matrix. These entities are also called the Sons of Belial or Belial Group. All of these groups have a seriously vested interest in the United Kingdom as their headquarters of global domination and control. Thoth, Enki, Enlil Collectives are Annunaki hybrid Fallen Angelics that are from Nibiru and formed alliances in the NAA with Necromitons, Odedicrons that serve Nibiruian interests in capturing territory on earth and in this Solar System. Most of their main harvesting networks are located in the United Kingdom, and thus they have a heavy presence in the land mass that is known as reptilian central. In recent months, it has been brought to my attention to observe the recruitment and grooming techniques of the Thoth, Enki, Enlil Collectives which are Annunaki Fallen Angelic Hybrids. These groups are contacting their preferred bloodlines on the earth for the express purpose of creating the next generation Mind Control program that the Guardian Host refers to as the building of Enki’s Army, with it’s New Age flavor of worship. AI hybrid entities use rank to determine what level and type of body their extradimensional species are allowed to inhabit, which is based upon the discretion of their power elite overlords. They do not choose their body if they remain in the work force of the hierarchal organization, it is chosen for them. Most of the Annunaki species are also referred to as Annunaki Hybrid Fallen Angelics and they live as shadow shapeshifters that inhabit doll like bodies or biological drone bodies, that are designed for their particular job in the hive mind collective of their civilization. Their job and tasks serve the collective hive mind to which they have been directly assigned based on their recorded history and memory retention from multiple lifetimes. To call a human looking body snatched by an Annunaki that refers to himself as royalty or King, such as those represented in Sumerian artifacts, is incorrect because this was not the body they were incarnated into, it is the body they performed an artificial genetic bond transfer into in a laboratory, which then requires consuming the essence of living human souls to maintain their lifespan. Only those considered royalty or King rulers at the top of their hierarchy are allowed to have a humanoid five-star body that is based upon the diamond sun DNA that they are able to reasonably re-create, which is a frankenstein level of hybridizing the Ruby Sun DNA. For the shapeshifting lunar shadow body of an Annunaki Fallen Angelic hybrid to inhabit the Ruby Sun DNA, which appears on the outer to be an angelic human body, they require blood drinking and cannibalism of human beings to consume the living essence in order to ensure their lifespan.”
~Lisa Renee
Nibiru is the original planet of the Annunaki and it is the twelfth planet in our third dimensional Solar System. Nibiru is the Sumerian version of the same planetary body called Marduk by the ancient Babylonians. Nibiru was forced into an extreme elliptical orbit of approximately 3600 years, and the Annunaki Fallen Angelic Groups forced its trajectory to misalign the earth grids through the alien machinery used to control Stonehenge, the 11th Stargate. The 11th Stargate opened up into the galactic planes to access into the planet Nibiru, and they built an artificial satellite Wormwood, that was used to open wormholes that allowed them direct access in and out of Sirius A. Wormwood was originally formed from the exploded parts of Maldek and its moons. Currently, what is left of Wormwood is essentially an asteroid belt, which the Guardian host has realigned away from coming into close orbit with the earth, in order to prevent destructive damage to the earth surface. Nibiru is under the control of the NAA and it functions on reverse orbit and reverse merkaba alignment. The discovery of Nibiru has been suppressed by mainstream science because it is controlled by the NAA. It is important to understand that Nibiru will not inflict damage upon the earth, as safeguards are in place to buffer any potential impact.
Since the Luciferian Covenant, the Fallen Annunaki Luciferian lineages have been involved in perpetuating lies about humanity’s origins, because they hijacked the original human 12 strand DNA template and modified some of the human tribes through genetic hybridization programs to digress humans into 10 strand DNA. This was to modify human bodies to be compatible with their race lines, so they can take over the incarnation process and control human evolution towards servicing their agendas. During the Essenes Massacre the female high council members and females that had higher DNA codes were taken to Nibiru by Thoth and Annunaki hybrids for forced breeding. This was at the time when Thoth broke the Emerald Covenant agreement with the Guardians and stole one of the holographic historical plates, called the CDT plates. He translated the CDT plate and wrote the well-known distorted version of the Emerald Tablets, from the Nibiruian Annunaki perspective.
The Fallen Annunaki narrative is that humanity has descended from animals and apes, which they modified during the Neanderthal era to make us more advanced, therefore they are our Alien Gods. Neanderthals went extinct because they had no human DNA, they were an Annunaki experiment that died out. They have presented themselves as the original progenitors of the human race, inserting themselves in the place of the original Lyrans, in order to continue their breeding programs and experiment with the human gene pool.
The Annunaki Hybrid Fallen Angelics were created to counteract and destroy the Krystic Human Guardian Race for control and domination of this timeline in the Universal Time Matrix. These entities are also called the Sons of Belial or Belial Group.
Fallen Angelic Annunaki Groups:
Alpha Omega Order Templar Melchizedeks, Fallen Seraphim
Samjase Annunaki from Pleiades, Alcyone
Jehovian Annunaki from Sirius A, designers of the Crucifixion Implant network on earth.
Thoth, Enki, Enlil Collectives from Nibiru and Sirius A
Marduk Necromiton, Enlil Odedicron alliance with Nibiruians
Michael Family Nephilim Hybrids, cloned Michael bodies of the Annunaki hybrids from Orion, Sirius, Andromeda, as result of Michael Wars on Aldebaran. Many of these Michael bodies were claimed or cloned by Family of Set lines.
All of these groups have a seriously vested interest in the United Kingdom as their headquarters of global domination and control. Thoth, Enki, Enlil Collectives are Annunaki hybrid Fallen Angelics that are from Nibiru and formed alliances in the NAA with Necromitons, Odedicrons that serve Nibiruian interests in capturing territory on earth and in this Solar System. Most of their main harvesting networks are located in the United Kingdom, and thus they have a heavy presence in the land mass that is known as reptilian central. In recent months, it has been brought to my attention to observe the recruitment and grooming techniques of the Thoth, Enki, Enlil Collectives which are Annunaki Fallen Angelic Hybrids. These groups are contacting their preferred bloodlines on the earth for the express purpose of creating the next generation Mind Control program that the Guardian Host refers to as the building of Enki’s Army, with it’s New Age flavor of worship.[1]
Nibiruian Agenda
Since the Luciferian Rebellion, the Fallen Angelic Annunaki factions that are sympathetic to the Nibiruian Agendas implanted alien machinery in the earth to set up reversal current networks that artificially forced the lowest density of the 3rd dimensional plane into misalignment with Nibiru. The Alien Machinery was used to force the planet earth to run reversal currents into the planetary grid networks, which forced an unnatural reversal merkaba spin that greatly increased matter densification. The artificial reversals running in the planetary merkaba field forced the individual inner merkaba spin to run reversals, which resulted in Gender Reversalsand extensive DNA mutations in the original human body blueprint. This effectively damaged the process of spiritual Ascension, gender unification and the potential for 12 strand DNA activation, which was required for full ascension and passage through the Stargate system.[2]
Fallen Annunaki Shapeshifters
The Annunaki are hierarchical lunar AI hybrid entities use rank to determine what level and type of body their extradimensional species are allowed to inhabit, which is based upon the discretion of their power elite overlords. They do not choose their body if they remain in the work force of the hierarchal organization, it is chosen for them. Most of the Annunaki species are also referred to as Annunaki Hybrid Fallen Angelics and they live as shadow shapeshifters that inhabit doll like bodies or biological drone bodies, that are designed for their particular job in the hive mind collective of their civilization. Their job and tasks serve the collective hive mind to which they have been directly assigned based on their recorded history and memory retention from multiple lifetimes. To call a human looking body snatched by an Annunaki that refers to himself as royalty or King, such as those represented in Sumerian artifacts, is incorrect because this was not the body they were incarnated into, it is the body they performed an artificial genetic bond transfer into in a laboratory, which then requires consuming the essence of living human souls to maintain their lifespan. Only those considered royalty or King rulers at the top of their hierarchy are allowed to have a humanoid five-star body that is based upon the diamond sun DNA that they are able to reasonably re-create, which is a frankenstein level of hybridizing the Ruby Sun DNA. For the shapeshifting lunar shadow body of an Annunaki Fallen Angelic hybrid to inhabit the Ruby Sun DNA, which appears on the outer to be an angelic human body, they require blood drinking and cannibalism of human beings to consume the living essence in order to ensure their lifespan.
Thus, through gradual stages of alien invasion these nonhuman forces began to insert themselves as Babylonian Kings, Egyptian Pharaohs, future Monarchs and Captains of Industry, as these same bloodlines are highly venerated today in the pyramid of hierarchical control that has been weaponized against humanity by the power elite archontic group. These groups aided by the invaders inserted themselves falsely as the declared rightful Kings and Rulers of contemporary times, believing themselves genetically elite in contrast to the majority of hybridized humans. Many in the power elite claim to be genetically connected to the Celtic-Druid grail lineages in which they pervert the knowledge to intentionally enslave and dehumanize the global population.[3]
via Truth Over Comfort: In today’s video, I conducted an interview with James Corbett, about the concept of Hopium, and his documentary featuring it. We discuss Obama, Trump, QAnon and more. Hopium is intertwined with society in politics, religion, idols and general life. As with Obama and Trump, this belief of someone coming to save society, like a superhero or divine figure, followed a pattern of disappointment and egregious lies.
“I have been aware that many people around us are choosing Exit Points right now. There seems to be an unusual opening until the end of the year to decide if you want to stay or leave the Earth plane. We are going through these levels of completion in the cycles now and for some of us, this means the contract is over. Much illness, accidents and abrupt exits have been happening around us. Be sure to remain within a state of Engaged Neutrality coupled with deep Compassion, as this is as it needs to be. Not everyone is here to do the physical biological ascension and may need to drop their body, to evolve to where they need to arrive. Many of us are being called upon to be a midwife of the spirit, setting up the transition teams, and helping those families and friends to better comprehend the passing over process. If this is your piece, I want to thank you for your loving support as this is a role very much needed right now. Points in time when the Soul decides to drop the physical body and leave the Earth Plane to continue the journey in other times and spaces. These maybe chosen as illness, accidents or other abrupt exits. Not everyone is here to do the physical biological ascension and may need to drop their body to evolve to where they need to arrive. [1] These events call upon us to remain within a state of engaged neutrality coupled with deep Compassion, as this is as it needs to be. Many of us are being called upon to be a midwife of the spirit, setting up the transition teams and are helping those families and friends comprehend the passing over process. Passage can be assisted through the Aqua Portal of Mother. If you are unclear about what you are doing here, please consider spending some time renewing your commitment to your soul growth and stating your Declaration of Intention to the Ascension plan and mission. My suggestions would be to set a conscious intention to connect with your Soul, Starseed Identity and if guided, your Star Family. Ask all spiritual links and connections that are required and needed to create and increase this connection, to be activated and anchored in priority and harmony within your energy field. Set time daily to meditate, connect and increase your Higher Sensory Perception. As you set your intention with a consistent exercise, it will cultivate increased emotional awareness and the cellular knowingness that comes with developed emotional cognition. Upon the activation of the 8th Chakra to ignite the Amoraea Flame which connects to the Mother Arc, it is possible to open a Aqua Portalfor transit of earthly souls and other entities, to be given to the Mother for dispensation, rehabilitation, or transit. This is a direct dispensation of the Law of One and the return of the Holy Mother to this planet. If it is of Service to Others divine purpose, the Guardian host will help the individual hold this portal, provided they have attuned their body and consciousness to the 12D Shield. Once a person has proven spiritual integrity to hold this portal themselves, after consistent dedication to Law of One, the 8th Chakra and higher heart functions are opened into a Crystal Blue Lotus heart, and this enables the function of the Transharmonic Gate of the Aqua Portal. Cosmic Mother thus allows the creation of more and more complex structures that expand consciousness through her anabolic process. At the same time there is another mechanism to reclaim the unused or recycle dead resources like miasma and waste. If a structure is not referenced by the consciousness laws of any other structure, its form is digested and recycled. Through the Mothers Aqua Portal Tunnel Vortex, when we send forms, structures and entities to Cosmic Mother, the form is neutralized and it is free to follow the laws of its own nature.”
“As long-time followers of The Corbett Report will know by now, the International Criminal Court is that ridiculous, UN-spawned kangaroo court in The Hague that dispenses victor’s justice at the behest of its Western backers, spending its time exclusively prosecuting Africans and asking the hard questions about Gaddafi and Viagra while studiously ignoring US and UK and Israeli war crimes. So why don’t we just cut to the chase. Perhaps instead of making a list of all the politicians we should arrest, it would be easier to make a list of all the politicians we shouldn’t arrest. OK, let me think about it. . . . Uhhh . . . . . . Give me a minute here . . . Ahhh, this is too difficult. Let’s just go ahead and arrest them all! Of course, I suppose that would mean that we’d have to face the prospect of a world without politicians. I mean, can you imagine a world without politicians? You know what? I’m willing to give it a try if you are.”
~James Corbett
As long-time followers of The Corbett Report will know by now, the International Criminal Court is thatridiculous, UN-spawned kangaroo court in The Hague that dispenses victor’s justice at the behest of its Western backers, spending its time exclusively prosecuting Africans and asking the hard questions about Gaddafi and Viagra while studiously ignoring US and UK and Israeli war crimes.
Well, guess what? Embracing the “diversity, equity and inclusion” mantra that’s all the rage in Western institutions these days, the ICC has finally gone out and issued an arrest warrant for a major European leader!
. . . If you count Russia as a European nation, that is.
That’s right. In case you haven’t heard by now, the illustrious international court of criminals has issued an arrest warrant for Russian President Vladimir Putin, accusing him of being “allegedly responsible for the war crime of unlawful deportation of population (children)” and of facilitating the “unlawful transfer of population (children) from occupied areas of Ukraine to the Russian Federation.”
Now, while your average news consumer is busy trying to figure out why the ICC can’t stop bracketing the word “children,” I, for one, am too busy applauding to ponder such peculiarities of punctuation.
Yes! Arrest the politicians! What a brilliant idea!
But now that we’re taking the ICC’s idea and running with it, we’re faced with a new dilemma: who should we arrest?
So today, let’s put on our thinking caps, don our Saturnalian robes of justice and slip into our international law pants and come up with a list of politicians who should be rounded up and locked away forever for their crimes against humanity. Are you ready?
VLADIMIR PUTIN
Yes, ICC prosecuters, I agree! By all means, let’s arrest Putin!
. . . But not for the trumped-up, phoney-baloney charges that the ICC has listed in its transparently political and obviously fraudulent “won’t someone think of the (children)!?” arrest warrant.
In fact, it’s so obvious the ICC is in the business of selling “justice” to the highest bidder that even The Guardian admitted the timing of the Putin warrant was calculated to maximize donations to the court. (For the record, the incredibly cynical move worked: the ICC ended up raising nearly $5 million from NATO countries to continue its work “holding Russia to account” for its war crimes in Ukraine.)
So, no, let’s not arrest Putin for those ridiculous charges. Instead, let’s bring some charges of our own.
For starters, we could bring him in to answer some questions about the Russian apartment bombings in September 1999. Then-Prime Minister Putin blamed the wave of bombings—which killed more than 300 people over 10 days in five separate events—on “Chechen terrorists,” using them as a pretext to launch the air bombing of Grozny that began the Second Chechen War.
Unsurprisingly to students of the history of false flag terror, however, it wasn’t long before agents of the Russian security service, the FSB, were caught red-handed planting bombs in an apartment complex in Ryazan. Naturally, the Kremlin claimed that the FSB agents’ foiled bombing attempt was part of a “security exercise” and the event was promptly covered up. Putin, meanwhile, proceeded to milk the trauma this false flag inflicted on the Russian population for all it was worth. His poll numbers skyrocketed from 2% before the bombings to 55% afterwards and by the end of the year he was installed as the new President of Russia.
Or why not arrest Putin for his whole-hearted, full-throated participation in the erection of the Russian biosecurity grid?
He has, after all, actively promoted the Sputnik V clot shot vaccination agenda, claiming time and time again that “we need to do everything we can to overcome this pandemic, and the best tool we have in this fight is vaccination.” He has repeatedly bemoaned the “insufficient” uptake of the clot shots by Russians, and his press secretary has declared that “any measures that can push more people to vaccinate are good” and “only vaccination saves from death.” Putin even went out of his way to remind Russia’s regional governors that they have the authority to coerce citizens into getting jabbed.
He has made biosecurity a key talking point of the Russia/China alliance that—we are constantly assured by certain sectors of the “alternative” media—forms the backbone of the new power bloc intended to “oppose” the NATO bloc tyranny. Putin has vowed that “particular emphasis will be placed on the fight against the novel coronavirus infection pandemic,” because this “ongoing pandemic” poses “a serious challenge to the fulfilment of the UN 2030 Agenda for Sustainable Development.” He has even signed agreements with Chinese President Xi Jinping to ensure “the deepening of information exchange on the subject of the COVID-19 pandemic and the strengthening of coordination when interacting at such platforms as WHO.”
And he has not only endorsed the erection of a digital ID system in Russia, but he actually urged the government to fast track the development of such a system (“the faster, the better”), warning that “such services are highly in demand, and you just need to accelerate their implementation.”
Need I go on?
Oh, OK.
Putin signed into law a biometrics bill that was illegally rushed through the State Duma. Under the guise of “banning” forced collection of biometrics, the bill in fact greatly expands the (World Bank-endorsed) “Unified Biometric System” introduced by Rostelcom in 2018 for collecting fingerprint, facial image, voice, iris, and palm vein pattern information on Russian citizens and places control of that biometric data in the hands of a private entity. As even pro-Putin Russian alt media warns, the bill is “deeply unconstitutional and creates the basis for building a ‘digital concentration camp’ in Russia.”
Plus, Putin has collaborated with his old pal (and “former” WEF Board of Trustees member) Herman “Sberbank” Gref in the rollout of the country’s biometric control grid. In 2021, Putin delivered the keynote address at Sber’s artificial intelligence conference—”one of the main global venues for discussing artificial intelligence,” Putin assures us—where he praised Sber’s efforts to use AI technologies to transform “healthcare and education, environmental protection and agriculture, industry and transport” and encouraged his globalist amigo to “accelerate the digital transformation across the board and as soon as possible move from isolated experiments and pilot initiatives to end-to-end projects with AI applications.” And, in case we didn’t get the point, Putin delivered the keynote address again at the 2022 conference, informing us that his “next goal on the horizon of the current decade is to ensure broader introduction of artificial intelligence.”
So, in short: yes, arrest Putin!
But why stop there? Since we’re already pissing off the 5D-chess-playing, MAGA-supporting, hopium addicts in the crowd, why don’t we just go the whole hog and arrest . . .
DONALD TRUMP
Now, before the red caps in the crowd start hyperventilating (“I always KNEW you were a shill, James!”): relax! Of course I don’t think The Orange Man should be put into an orange jumpsuit over some Stormy Daniels-related “campaign finance violation” horsetwaddle.
And if you think I’m talking about Russiagate then you haven’t seen my typically entertaining and hilarious (if I do say so myself) debunking of Russiagate.
No, that’s all left/right, Coke/Pepsi partisan political distraction nonsense. Instead, let’s arrest Trump for something of consequence.
Like what? Well, how about his work against American interests in the service of a foreign power?
Oh, you don’t remember Israelgate? That’s not surprising, since Russiagate was hyped endlessly by the same truthtelling truthsayers at the bastions of truthiness like CNN and MSNBC, and Israelgate was never mentioned once by those controlled corporate (fake) news networks.
For those not in the know, the ouster of Michael Flynn from his role as Trump’s national security advisor came when he “pleaded guilty to one count of lying to the FBI about his back-channel negotiations with the Russian ambassador.” But what was he “negotiating” with the Russians about?
And who put him up to that task? Why, none other than the Son-in-Law-in-Chief, Jared Kushner, the wheeling and dealing Wunderkind whose family is so connected to Israel’s zionist likudniks that he once let Benjamin Netanyahu sleep in his bed (yes, literally) and who failed to disclose that he led a foundation that actually funded an illegal Israeli settlement (yes, really).
Oh, wait. Silly me! It seems Israelgate is all about Trump’s son-in-law and has nothing at all to do with Trump himself. I mean, it’s not like Donald J. Trump would ever sell out America in the interests of Israel, would he?
OK, I guess he didmove the US embassy to Jerusalem, unilaterally altering longstanding US foreign policy in the region to implicitly endorse Israel’s ethnic cleansing of the Palestinians. And Donald “Make Israel Great Again” Trump didbrag at every opportunity how he was a “true friend of Israel” who may be a “newcomer to politics but not to backing the Jewish state” and didgloat about how Israelis believe him to be “the King of Israel” and love him like “the second coming of God.” And he did make campaign endorsement videos for his best pal Benjamin Netanyahu (another unconvicted criminal who, come to think of it, should definitely be arrested!).
But he’d never sell out American interests in favour of Israel. Heaven forfend! I guess Kushner must’ve put Flynn up to that phone call all by himself.
So, what else can we arrest Trump for?
Well, how about his international war crimes in Syria? You know, the country that—like Obama (who should be arrested) and Bush (who should be arrested) before him—Trump continued to bombard for years in a completely illegal attempt at regime change? Or has the international community already forgotten about the Syria Strikes?
Remember the Syria Strikes? Convinced by the pictures provided to him by the Academy Award-winning White Helmets that Assad had indeed gassed the “beautiful babies” of Douma and apparently unconvinced by every shred of available evidence that this was, in fact, yet another false flag perpetrated by the anti-Assad terrorists, Trump lobbed 59 Tomahawk land attack missiles at the country in 2017 (adding $5 billion to the bottom line of his buddies at Raytheon in the process).
These are undoubtedly offences of the highest order. But if we really want to arrest Trump for his crimes against humanity, why don’t we convict him for the very thing he’s proudest of: his role in the scamdemic?
Trump’s loudest defenders always conveniently forget that their orange hero came to office on the back of his willingness to discuss the vaccine/autism link and his promise to appoint RFK Jr. to chair a commission on vaccine safety but that under his watch vaccines became the greatest thing since sliced bread and an RFK Jr. vaccine safety commission was off the table because Bill Gates told him it was a bad idea.
They forget it was Trump who followed Fauci’s every dictate throughout the course of the scamdemic and allowed the shutdown of the country at the behest of the “health” tyrants.
They forget it was Trump who pulled off the ultimate vaccine bait and switch by removing funding from the WHO . . . in order to give it to Gates’ GAVI, the vaccine alliance.
Yes, if any world leader needs to answer for the crimes against humanity committed during the scamdemic, it’s Trump. Can you imagine if Trump actually were the hero that the QAnoners believed him to be? Can you imagine him calling out the scamdemic for the transparent sham that it was, instead of actively helping facilitate the deep state’s crimes? Neither can I.
But before the intellectually challenged dupes of the left/right political farce go and accuse me of being some damn commie-loving pinko for putting Putin and Trump on the arrest list, let me go ahead and call for the arrest of . . .
JOE BIDEN
When it comes to Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., 45th President of the United States of America, there is once again no shortage of charges to place on the arrest warrant.
But, on sober reflection, lying is (generally) not a crime, and we don’t want to set a precedent that would allow for Biden’s ilk to start arresting people for their speech, do we?
Perhaps, then, it would be more productive to arrest Biden for his crimes in Ukraine.
But that is a long and complicated story that would no doubt tie up the courts for years, generating lots of boring testimony that the TikTok-addicted, fluoride-addled public would surely tire of before Biden’s inevitable conviction.
So why not arrest him for something far more immediately understandable (and immediately revolting), like his long and documented pattern of sexual assault and molestation?
And I’m not just talking about the photographs and videos of Joe Biden caressing grown women and making them visibly uncomfortableat various official functions throughout his career.
No, I’m talking about the multiple underage girls who have been inappropriately groped, fondled, caressed and even kissed in full view of the camera.
It’s important to understand that Biden’s sexual molestation of women and girls is not some fringe conspiracy theory, either. Entire websiteshave been set up to document these abuses. Heck, even his own daughter questioned whether she had been molested by the current resident of the Oval Office in a journal entryreflecting on the inappropriate showers Biden took with her at a young age.
Naturally, the establishment lackey media has (to the surprise of no one) run to Biden’s defense at every opportunity, with the consensus among the trendy, progressive, #MeToo-supporting Democrats being that “Uncle Joe” is just a bit hands-y and doesn’t realize he’s being inappropriate.
And besides, Biden teamed up with Lady Gagato create trauma centres for victims of physical and emotional abuse, so he must be a good guy, right? After all, a credibly accused rapist in need of a PR pick-me-up would never engage in a cynical ploy to pollute the “Biden sexual assault” search results with feelgood stories about Uncle Joe’s trauma recovery centers, would they?
Yet, for the partisan political hacks, sexual assault is AOK when the man doing it is on their political team. Just ask Bill Clinton’s victims. I don’t run in those rarefied, elitist circles, so perhaps I just don’t understand such double standards. All I know is that—as the father of a young girl—if any man were touching my daughter like that he would have his face rearranged in short order.
So, yes: let’s get the ICC to issue one of those arrest warrant thingies for Biden, too, please.
But how can we talk about criminal presidents in need of arrest without talking about . . .
GEORGE W. BUSH
OK, OK, this one is a gimme, but really, are you gonna make a list of politicians to arrest WITHOUT including W? Of course you aren’t, and neither am I.
To be fair, I’m not exactly the first person to ever think of arresting Bush 43 for his crimes against humanity. There were those who lobbied for Bush’s arrest when he came to speak in Calgary in 2009, including Splitting The Sky (R.I.P.). As you’ll recall, Splitting The Sky even attempted a citizen’s arrest of the fiendish Bush fils . . . but alas, the criminal slipped away.
Then there was the time that Bush was forced to cancel a trip to Switzerland to speak at a fundraiser for the United Israel Appeal after it was revealed that a number of human rights groups were planning to prosecute Bush for his war crimes, including his contravention of the Convention Against Torture to which the United States is a signatory.
Bush finally received his judgment in 2012, when the Kuala Lumpur War Crimes Commission found George W. Bush guilty of war crimes in the illegal invasion of Iraq. Strangely enough, though, that hasn’t resulted in any country actually arresting him . . . yet.
But hey, Bush didn’t let Iraq’s complete lack of WMDs stop him from spilling the blood of millions of innocent Iraqis, so are we really going to stop trying to nab one of the prime war criminals of the 21st century just because it didn’t work the first few times? Of course not!
I suppose I should make it clear that this isn’t a partisan thing. Let’s arrest every living US president for their part in committing crimes against humanity and for their expansion of the American empire on the back of countless dead women and children!
And, while we’re at it, let’s nab their friends, too. Friends like . . .
TONY BLAIR
If Bush deserves jail (and he certainly does), then surely Tony Blair deserves to be right there beside him as the war crimes tribunal begins.
After all, when Bush and Cheney and Rice and the gaggle of neocons in Washington were selling totally made-up “mushroom cloud” bullplop to the trusting American rubes, there was Blair, selling his sexed-up dossier and peddling his 45-minute fantasy and murdering David Kelly.
And when Bush was planning to stage a false flag event in order to justify war in Iraq, who was he conspiring with? That’s right: Tony “Aztec Rebirther” Blair.
And when it came time to sell the public on the Osama-did-9/11 myth, who did Bush recruit? You guessed it.
Then there was Blair’s own 7/7 false flag that was used to perpetuate the terror myth and his call to “crack down on future problem children before they are even born” and his repeated calls for digital IDs and vaccine passports.
Yes, there is no shortage of reasons why we might want to add Tony Blair to the list of dangerous political criminals who need to be thrown behind bars.
But hold on a second. Looking at this list, I notice something is missing: namely, estrogen!
JACINDA ARDERN
Pardon me! I forgot this is <CURRENT YEAR> and that any list that does not include a woman (however that’s defined!) just wouldn’t pass muster with the equity and inclusion crowd, so let’s make sure we get a female politician in shackles, too, shall we?
Now, there is no shortage of lady criminals to choose from. We should definitely have an orange jumpsuit ready for our apprehension of Angela “Minsk Fraudster” Merkel, of course. And we shouldn’t forget about Sanna “I Definitely Wasn’t On Drugs!” Marin just because she’s been replaced as Finland’s chief pathocrat.
But if we’re going to go after recently departed female prime ministers, let’s start with Jacinda Ardern.
As with all of the others on our roster, there is no shortage of reasons to issue a warrant for the former Prime Minister of New Zealand, including her attempts to crack down on the free speech rights of citizens at home and abroad with a global censorship system.
But of all of the many crimes that Ardern presided over during her time as Prime Minster, one of the most egregious has to be the arrestof activist and Paster Billy Te Kahika and alternative media host Vinny Eastwood for the “crime” of protesting New Zealand’s draconian lockdown legislation. Not only were they arrested and held in custody for “offences against the Covid 19 Response Act,” but, as my readers may have seen by now, Billy and Vinny just received prison sentences of 4 months and 3 months, respectively, for their participation in peaceful protests.
In fact, as the change.org petition calling for their freedom notes, Billy “has been persecuted by the New Zealand Government for almost twenty months and vilified endlessly by Government funded mainstream media in New Zealand,” and his prison sentence “is the harshest sentence of its kind given in the western world to date.”
Keep in mind that this prison-worthy protest took place just months before New Zealand relaxed its lockdown restrictions and Ardern confirmed that orgies of up to 25 people were once again legal! (Unless the orgy participants were discussing their opposition to lockdowns, presumably.)
But at least it all turned out well for Jacinda. After shedding crocodile tears during a speech announcing her retirement as Prime Minister in which she claimed she had no plans for the future other than “spending time with her family,” she promptly went back on her word and took up a new post as a . . .
. . . wait for it . . .
. . . internet authoritarian!
That’s right, apparently “spending time with her family” is globalese for “becoming a special envoy for the Christchurch Call,” the New Zealand-led global censorship body that aims to “eliminate terrorist and violent extremist content online” by labeling all of their political opponents as terrorists and scrubbing their material from the internet.
So, sadly, no, Ardern is not retiring from public life as promised. But it’s good to know that she got to squeeze in one last lie to the New Zealand public on her way out the door!
ARREST THEM ALL!
You know, compiling this list is a lot harder than I expected. Not because there aren’t enough politicians to arrest but because there are too many.
I mean, we have Biden and Trump and Bush 43 on the list already, so we might as well throw every other American president on there, too. (Yes, every one of them.)
And I don’t want to be accused of any pro-Canadian bias, so I’m more than happy to throw Trudeau in there for his crimes against the Canadian people.
. . . Hmmm. Come to think of it, this list is getting too long already and I’m just getting started! I mean, we haven’t even considered what would happen if we took seriously the Kuala Lumpur Foundation to Criminalize War and its proposal to make warfare itself a crime. How many more politicians would that add to the arrest warrant list?
So why don’t we just cut to the chase. Perhaps instead of making a list of all the politicians we should arrest, it would be easier to make a list of all the politicians we shouldn’t arrest.
OK, let me think about it.
. . . Uhhh . . .
. . . Give me a minute here . . .
Ahhh, this is too difficult.
Let’s just go ahead and arrest them all!
Of course, I suppose that would mean that we’d have to face the prospect of a world without politicians. I mean, can you imagine a world without politicians?
You know what? I’m willing to give it a try if you are.
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