“Trump is a traitor. Americans have an insatiable appetite to be deceived and betrayed. He handed the election to his fellow Jews, the Commies operating the Biden puppet. Are you telling me he didn’t know who was counting the vote? PATHETIC. Biden was chosen to make sabotage look like incompetence. He has a small army of people telling him what to do. He’s not making mistakes. This was all planned. They want to destroy every nation’s economy and integrity, so that they can break us all and bring on a One World Nation.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The presidential address to the nation was intended to be a brief message of hope and resilience for Americans facing a possible COVID-19 surge, but ended up lasting hours as President Biden kept trying to pronounce “Omicron” correctly.
“I’ll tell you what, America’s unvaccinated lower class are in for a real whuppin’ with the surge of this new variant they call Omnomicromicon… Omnicormorant, Obercrombie, Omnibus, Comic-Con,” said the leader of the free world, squinting into the teleprompter, “Oblong Prawn, Amish Pawn, Auger Spawn…”
An hour into Biden’s attempt to say a simple, three-syllable word, some members of the White House press corps could be heard snoring, and the video feed began tilting upward toward the ceiling as the camera operator dozed off.
Hope returned to the press room after three hours, though, as many thought Biden had correctly enunciated the name of the mild variant, but staffers clarified that he had actually said, “Balmy Cob,” followed by, “Otter Crop, Mommy Clod, Clammy Lawn, Only Fawns, Olmec’s Crop Top…”
Sources expect Biden’s address to be completed by the time the next variant is announced.
“Both sides suck and being pro any candidate is being pro the American Government. Our government is a serial killer. Being pro our government thru any candidate is like being pro Jeffrey Dahmer or Ted Bundy… No Thanks take your hero worship and shove it where the sun don’t shine.”
“As we hit the holiday season, it can get stressful and the outer events will seem even more crazy, if that is even possible! Many times the Controllers take advantage of holidays and weekends to carry out operations that they hide from the public. This year end with the holiday season feels to have much more weight behind it, with current operations happening in the field right now. For many of us right now, it feels that we are being held hostage in a strange situation of wait and see, held in void of nothingness, some of us may feel isolated, imprisoned and immobile while many people around us still do not register that we are in an active war that is raging against everything that is human. There is a lot of military from multiple countries involved in a series of war games and supposed drills. This will be mostly for show out of desperation if they pull this out, know that there will not be any type of nuclear event. This stage is wholly unpredictable, it is not possible to predict exact timing of collective events in the zero point no time spaces. Only God knows when this is happening, and it is in divine timing of a plan, we are not abandoned and we are not losing the war, although it can appear this way.”