DONALD MARSHALL: “Q & A on “The Satanic Knife-Wielding Clone Known as Betty White”

QUESTION: Does Betty White attend these cloning centers?… I’d be heartbroken if you witnessed her torture little kids.

DONALD MARSHALL: You don’t wanna know. Betty White isn’t a dumb and sweet little old lady like her character on the Golden Girls. That is a character she emulates.

QUESTION: Is Betty White at cloning? What do you know about her, what is her demeanor and behavior there? Does she partake in the abuse or say things to you as a clone?

DONALD MARSHALL: She’s been there, she’s actually pretty mean.

QUESTION: Really Donny? How is she mean?

DONALD MARSHALL: Well as a kid I watched Golden Girls a lot with my grandmother… I thought Betty White (Rose) was the nicest person… I open my eyes at cloning one night and she’s staring in my face in the arena, I said wtf Rose??? I thought she’d be nice… she looked at me mean and said “You’re going to die, mother f*cker”. It was quite a surprise… wasn’t expecting it from her. I didn’t even know what to say after she’d said that I was dumbstruck for a couple seconds. But in the show she was playing a character… In real she isn’t like Mary Poppins… Looks like she’d be good natured and nice… lol not true… lol not true… She’s not saying “Rock” on here…

QUESTION: Damn Donny, I used to watch GG too with my grandma. I love Betty, I dunno if I can handle this one.

DONALD MARSHALL: it was a shocker.

QUESTION: Have you ever seen her physically hurt anyone or yourself?


QUESTION: What was her method of inflicting pain upon you, Donny?

DONALD MARSHALL: Don’t wanna re-hash it, it makes me think of the details and makes it fresh in my mind, then I’m in a subconscious bad mood all day wanting to strangle an old woman, lol…

QUESTION: And how long ago did she partake in physical attacks the 80s 90s?… I assume she too old now even in clone form to do anything anymore other then just sit in the stands and cheer the younger celebs on in hurting you.

DONALD MARSHALL: No no, she can still swing a knife…


Betty plays the part of ‘Satan’s Mistress’ as a nude model for this cultish 1943 deck of playing cards.

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